The Holy Roman Empire of Piacentini is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Viginti Unum with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.445 billion Piacentines are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caelorum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Piacentinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,715 trillion Piacents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,330 Piacents, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Caelorum, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piacentini's national animal is the Piacentine Great Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Piacentini is ranked 27,472^nd in the world and 1^st in Tamarack for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.1 law-abiding acts per hour.