
| Population | 1.71 billion |
| Capital | Peshqeta City |
| Leader | President Egzon Gjoka |
| Currency | Dinar |
| Animal | Lynx |
The Supreme Republic of Peshqeta is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Egzon Gjoka with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.71 billion Peshqetar are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peshqeta City. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Peshqetar economy, worth 63.6 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,181 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
A popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, the aims of top-secret Peshqetar science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peshqeta's national animal is the Lynx.
Peshqeta is ranked 214,958th in the world and 117th in Eurth for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,166.62 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Peshqeta's influence in Eurth rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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Peshqeta, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
- : Following new legislation in
Peshqeta, the aims of top-secret Peshqetar science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
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Peshqeta's influence in Eurth rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in
Peshqeta, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
- : Following new legislation in
Peshqeta, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".
- : Following new legislation in
Peshqeta, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
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Peshqeta was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in
Peshqeta, the sound of rattles and selfie shots regularly disrupt political debates.
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Peshqeta was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".











