The United Kingdom of Pemecutan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ida Cokorda Agung Pamecutan X with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.142 billion Pemecutanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pemecutan Puri. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pemecutanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,891 trillion Pemecutan Rupiahs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,935 Pemecutan Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elected officials who disagree with Ida Cokorda Agung Pamecutan X have a lot of accidents, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pemecutan's national animal is the Giri Myna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sanatana Dharma.

Pemecutan is ranked 9,711^th in the world and 1^st in Marcapada for Smartest Citizens, with 96.35 quips per hour.