The Republic of Paul Haku is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.956 billion Paul Hakuans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Paul Hakuan economy, worth 148 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,417 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,157 per year while the poor average 2,345, a ratio of 102 to 1.

A major religion has been named as Paul Haku's national religion, Paul Haku has designated Paul Haku City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Paul Haku in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Paul Haku's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Paul Haku is ranked 31,531^st in the world and 1^st in Cordone for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,500.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.