The United Socialist Republic of Panzara is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Commadon Kellov with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.926 billion Panzarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panzovograd. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Panzaran economy, worth a remarkable 3,434 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,998 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, all recreational drugs are legal, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzara's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panzara is ranked 7,757^th in the world and 1^st in Olgea for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.