The Republic of Pandamoneia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 14.397 billion Pandamoneians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Pandamoneian economy, worth 152 trillion beartears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,558 beartears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandamoneia's national animal is the Anything-except-Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pandamoneia is ranked 139,026^th in the world and 6^th in Anti Panda for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.