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Most Devout: 192ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 565thMost Advanced Public Transport: 894th
The Order of the People's God of
Moralistic Democracy
Righteous is Our Wrath
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Palractus

Population14.129 billion

CapitalHildebrandt
Leaderthe people
Faithdemocracy

Currencyduinat
Animalheron

The Order of the People's God of Palractus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the people with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.129 billion Palractusii are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hildebrandt. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Palractusii economy, worth a remarkable 3,069 trillion duinats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 217,283 duinats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 819,712 per year while the poor average 40,117, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Palractus's national animal is the heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is democracy.

Palractus is ranked 4,935th in the world and 5th in Alcris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.82 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Devout: 192ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 565thMost Advanced Public Transport: 894thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 910thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 972ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,024thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,712thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,065thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,558thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4,171stLargest Governments: 4,174thLowest Crime Rates: 4,935thBest Weather: 5,688thMost Pacifist: 6,731stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,229thMost Efficient Economies: 9,741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,719thMost Conservative: 12,409thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,575thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,344thSmartest Citizens: 26,898thHealthiest Citizens: 26,994thLargest Populations: 28,823rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Palractus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
  • : Palractus voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
  • : Following new legislation in Palractus, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Palractus, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Palractus, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Palractus, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Palractus, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Palractus, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Palractus, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes.
  • : Following new legislation in Palractus, the New Palractusii Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.

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