Issues Contest: No Pun In-ten-ded

This post comes courtesy of Issues Editor Raionitu.
Do you have a pun-chent for witty banter? Or are you a craver of shiny badges on your nation page declaring you an Issue Author? Then don't miss this pun-in-a-million chance with our Tenth Absolutely-Annual Guaranteed Issue Contest - "No Pun In-ten-ded"! Winners will have their names eternally enshrined on the news page, and their submissions are guaranteed to be added to the game.
Each player is only allowed one entry, any additional entries will be pun-ished with disqualification, so you'll want to be sure you pick a topic you're happy with and strive to create the strongest draft possible. If you're pun-familiar with writing an issue, we recommend reading through the Got Issues FAQ and the issue-writing guide, posting your draft on the Got Issues? subforum and listening to feedback to improve your would-be issue and ensure your pun-ctuation and grammar are up to scratch.
Entries must be submitted during the month of June by going to the usual issue submission page and checking the box to confirm you are entering it into the Issues Contest. Be sure you're happy with your draft before hitting submit; you won't be able to access your submission afterwards.
For more information, please see this thread. Good luck!