N-Day¹³: Lucky Number Thirteen

In a lot of cultures, 13 is an unlucky number, related to black cats, unwanted guests, and missing hotel floors. Not here, though. Right here, right now, thirteen brings the good luck of watching thousands of nation be annihilated in a nuclear apocalypse that leaves survivors to wander the multiverse in its wake. Mushroom clouds fill the sky as radioactive fallout destroys agriculture and sapients alike. You're in luck, though -- the new soil is great for growing four leaf clovers (and five leaf clovers, and thirty-six leaf clovers, you get the picture).
Here are some other fortunate aspects of the end of times:

Have you been nursing a grudge against that one nation for the last seven months? Well, now you can take that out on them!

No more of that "diplomacy" and "communication" nonsense. You communicate using the big red button!

Usually, when your nation needs something produced, the bureaucrats do it for you. If you enjoy logistics, you can now do them yourself!

If you remain open-minded about the number 13 in conjunction with a nuclear holocaust, all of this will soon come true.

The time until the Nuclear Apocalypse is shown below:

Click here for your local time: @@JGConfig::time_ago(1759010400)@@
While you reflect on how fortune has just fallen into your lap so, be sure to pre-register for your chosen faction here, have a chat about impending doom in Vault 41, and read these fortunately available dispatches to be prepared:
@@JGConfig::parse_nscode("https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=874170", 2)@@
@@JGConfig::parse_nscode("https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2705143", 2)@@
Good luck!