Announcing the winners of Issues Contest: No Pun In-ten-ded

This post comes courtesy of Issues Editor Raionitu.
After reviewing over 140 submissions, the Issues Editing Team is ready to announce this year's winners! Competition was fierce, with a lot of strong entries, but the winners of Issues Contest: No Pun In-Ten-Ded, in alphabetical order by author, are:

Carnivorous Kids by Bisofeyr

The Little Train That Could Give You Cancer by Haymarket Riot

A Spicy Situation by Jiangbei

Taken Out Back by Kractero

My Home is My Castle by Magnum Aurumea

CEOs Shilled the Radio Star by Millenhaal

Naps in Judgement by Nardin

Perfectly Private Property - Presumably by Ostrovskiy

Moribund! by Renea

Pop Goes the Girl Group by Thorn1000
As per usual, these issues are now guaranteed to be published, so be on the lookout for them in the near future. Half of these winners will be getting their first Issues Author badge! Congratulations to all!