N-Day¹²: Skyrocket and Mushroom your Career!

Thank you again for coming. I understand that interviews on short notice about jobs you know nothing about are strange, and I'd like to thank you for trusting us. You were invited because you have a very... particular skillset. Don't let anyone tell you it's just retail-based customer service. In truth, we've been observing you for a while.

Firstly, we can see that you have a strong understanding of the inventory database at your current place of employment. You have a good handle on how much stock you have on hand, when to requisition more, and how best to deliver it when ordered.

Secondly, we can see that you're very good at pushing buttons. You work with many buttons around you, and not just on the cash register. Do you press them a lot? Do you like pressing them? Are any of them big, or red? What about both? Excellent.

Most importantly, and the thing that really drew our attention – we were inspired by the way you ruthlessly beat that elderly man to death with an EFTPOS machine after he complained about the transaction fees. That's an important instinct in this role, and you'll need to trust it to succeed.

We think you'll be a good fit for us, a real asset. It's a once-off role, in a bunker two miles underground. The pay is very generous, and the perks include free gym access and not burning to death in the unimaginable infernoes of nuclear damnation. What do you say? Are you up for the challenge?

Nuclear resolution begins in:

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On your way to work, be sure to pre-register for your chosen faction here, and head on over to Vault 41 for some unusual water-cooler banter. Once here, onboard yourself with the dispatches below:

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