Ministry of Defense
Encrypted Confidential message to Sibirskiy Soyuz
Due to the concern of CCCP- military buildup on the Azerbaijan border that we detected with our satellites, we would like to provide lethal and non-lethal military aid to your country incase of the breakout of a war between Eurasian Union and the Soviet Union. Canada stands by you and supports your independence and sovereignty.
The military aid will be smuggled in small increments in civilian cargo so it can not be traced back to Canada. Bombardier-Textron will be providing the Oshkosh L-ATV free of cost as we have talked to them. We ask that you destroy this message upon receiving it.
Here is the list of the military aid:
1,000 TOW Missile systems
300 Oshkosh L-ATV
5,000 Eryx Anti-tank missiles
100 Carl Gustaf Rockets with 2,000 rounds of ammunition
4,000 Hand Grenades
4,500 M72 LAW’s
141 Centauro Tank Destroyers
Central America Federation and Brazil 1st