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▀▄▀▄▀▄ VERDICT! ▄▀▄▀▄▀

In a dramatic conclusion to the trial of notorious 'General' Oofler, the jury reached a unanimous verdict.

"This court finds you GUILTY" *bonk*

*Disgruntled protest!*

"Order in the courtroom!" *bonk bonk*
"YOUR SENTENCE is TWO MONTHS community service at the University of Castillia, as an academia aide in SOCIAL EQUITY theory. You will also have to pay a fine of $200."

*Raucous applause!*
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Editor's note:
Oofler has been convicted of waging a war of aggression against the Feuraxian government, and treason. Apparently the nation does not seem to care.

Hail the Confederation!