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Whichever Palmolive employee didn't screw on the lid properly on the soap bottle I just bought, or whatever customer of the supermarket I bought it at decided to unscrew the top slightly, I sincerely hope the next time you drop your toast, it lands butter-side down and you whack your forehead on a table corner when you bend down and pick it up. I like the smell of cherry blossoms, it's why I buy the soap, but my bag now reeks of the stuff >:(