by Max Barry

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Region: Psychotic Dictatorships

Official Announcement from His Majesty King Dominick III, Supreme Sheikh of D-Mocracy and Chief Feudal Lord of the D-Mocracian Lands.

    Advertiser: "Attention, our Beloved King proceeds to speak. Please kneel before His Majesty."

    Supreme King Dictator Dominick III: "From today, our monetary system will no longer be governed by gold.

    This does not mean that the precious golden metal will lose its value, no. It will still be worth a lot, but I understand that there is something more valuable than gold. It will still be worth a lot, but I understand that there is something more precious than gold. What is that precious thing? Well, human fingers. That is why our new monetary system. That is why 20% of the population will have to have their fingers cut off by the army to be taken to the "finger cellar".

    There are 923 million of us as of today, so doing a quick calculation, 20% of 932 million is.... 184.6 million people and if we multiply that 184.6 million people by 20 we get a total of 3,680 billion fingers.

    2.3621e-6 long tons will be 1 human finger. That will be the actual conversion.

    Labour may decrease and jobs may be lost, but who cares. We still have 80% of the population with a few fingers left, enough fingers to keep on with their filthy slave labour.

    Go back to work you filthy rats for once. Lazy lazy good-for-nothings"

    Suddenly the king pulls out a machine gun and shoots at the population that heard him. He killed 83 dirty slaves

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