by Max Barry

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Region: Psychotic Dictatorships

Jianzhou korea

Birkesia wrote:What a great proposal! I have now ordered Birkesians to fly the flag at half-mast and bury themselves alive at the same time or be sent to gulag. HAIL DEAREST LEADER!

Hmph! Showboating much? You've made my citizens fly the flag at half-mast, bury themselves under the flag they have lowered, then after 30 minutes go to the farms and flagellate themselves till they collapse! The blood fertilizes the earth and makes crops grow for a healthy future generation!

EDIT: To clarify, the flagpole goes under the dirt, of course! That way they impale themselves, admitting that they are beneath our glorious nation but are also the foundation for its survival! And again, their blood fertilizes the soil!

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