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Region: Texas

***** Texas Saturday Breakfast *****

New Year, New Taco! All fresh, all new! Saturday Breakfast In Place time! Bring out the Drones! The NewTexas Happy Taco Stands, in conjunction with the NewTexas Incendiary Corporation, has approximately 1 trillion of the fastest, lightest drones you have ever seen. This fleet is specially designed to deliver tacos to every man, woman, child, whatever, in Texas, all 2,452,819,000,000 of you.

For your dining pleasure, today's special breakfast will Saturday Lengua de Res con Huevos Tacos [COVID-19 Week XLII Edition]! We return to the traditional taco menu today with a classic. The Head Griller of Taco Town gets the day off, but the Big Tex Abuelas y Abuelitas have been up all night boiling and peeling cow tongues! Yep, millions of them! Once, that task is complete, they are sliced up, dipped in flour and egg, and fried until golden brown in giant, black, cast-iron skillets. Thye then gently dice up the nuggets of goodness and toss them in with expertly scrambled genuine Texas Grade AA Brown Eggs. Once the marriage is made between the two, they are served up in a fresh homemade corn tortilla made just for you. Remember, a whole egg in every taco!®

Today's Special Salsa is once again, the old standby and friend of every tongue, yours or the cow's - Queso - good and chunky queso made with serranos for a little heat. The tacos are hermetically-sealed in a Stay-Warm® pouch that is wrapped in the same ol' aluminum foil we are all so familiar with for our breakfast taco. The Juice Bar will not be possible this week. But, for your beverage needs, a packet of Sanka, Tang and a Lipton Tea bag will be included with every delivery as well as salt and pepper and a napkin. Yes, it is different, but it works and you do not even have to leave your residence. Woo! And, watch out for the drones! Start your day off the right way; munch out and go back to sleep. You know you want to!®

Stay Safe Texas. Stay Well.

***** Texas Chat Reminder *****

The Texas Weekly Chat Session will be Saturday (TODAY) at High Noon Texas Time (CDT) ***Saturday***. And, if you can't be there right at Noon, that is Ok, Texas Chat usually runs 3, 4, 5 hours with some Chats running as high as 7 or 8 hours.

The Texas Chat Site is here: http://texasregion.net/blab70/login.php

Please register with your nation name. This is a great opportunity for nations old and new to Texas to find out what is going on! We chat, we debate, we talk about the weather, we talk about stuff we like, stuff we hate, random stuff, and more stuff. But, it is never stuffy. Usually, it is about meeting your fellow Texans and talking about the latest and most interesting stuff in NationStates at the moment. But then again, sometimes NationStates does not even come up. It is wide-open chatting with peeps from around The World both IRL and NS. It is Texans, EuroTexans, WannabeTexans, ex-Texans, VirtualTexans, and plenty of Friends of Texans. We have it all and all are welcome. Texas Chat, 820 weeks and running! For the math-challenged, that is over 16¼ years! Check it out! Good stuff!

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