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Region: The Hole To Hide In

Evacasia wrote:RP:

    Perplexed by the highly unusual message received from the previously-unknown territory of 'Lobertan', the Evacasian foreign ministry decides to reply out of sheer curiosity.

    "HELLO 'LOBERTAN' - WE ARE EVACASIA. WE DO NOT MEAN TO SHOUT WE ARE JUST WRITING IN CAPITALS BECAUSE YOU DID AND WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE US DOING THE SAME.

    ATTACHED YOU WILL FIND PRECISELY FIVE (5) KRAFTSLAND-LOBSTERS, A RARE SPECIES OF LOBSTER NATIVE TO OUR NORTHERN COASTLINE. WE MAY NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR INTENTIONS WITH THEM BUT WE HOPE YOU APPRECIATE THEM NONETHELESS.

    IN DECREASING ORDER OF MASS THEY ARE NAMED:

    • HAROLD

    • JEREMIAH

    • JOHNATHAN

    • MORRIS

    • BALTHAZAR

    A REPLY WOULD BE APPRECIATED THOUGH WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T FOR YOU MOST LIKELY HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.

    GOODBYE LOBERS

    -EVACASIAN DEPARTMENT OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS"

RP: REPLY SENT
A REPLY WAS SENT TO EVACASIA
"THANK YOU EVACASIAN DEPARTMENT OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS FOR THE WONDERFUL LOBSTERS, WE WILL LET YOU KNOW THAT THEY WILL BE MONITORED BY THE ROYAL LOBSTER TO ENSURE THEIR SAFETY, WHEN NUMBERS HAVE REACHED ACCEPTABLE AMOUNTS, THEY WILL BE SET FREE INTO LOBERTAN'S GREAT SHORES AND OCEANS TO THRIVE, ONCE AGAIN WE THANK YOU, MAY PROSPERITY FLOOD OVER YOUR NATION

GLORY TO LOBERTAN AND THE ISLAND OF LOBERTAN, MAY EVACASIA HAVE A GRAND FUTURE, DOWN WITH EXBRENIA AND IT'S REGIME

Evacasia

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