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***** Texas Saturday Breakfast *****

Taco Time! Saturday Breakfast In Place time! Bring out the Drones! The NewTexas Happy Taco Stands, in conjunction with the NewTexas Incendiary Corporation, has approximately 1 trillion of the fastest, lightest drones you have ever seen. This fleet is specially designed to deliver tacos to every man, woman, child, whatever, in Texas, all 2,361,169,000,000 of you.

Today's special breakfast will Saturday Blackened Shrimp & Egg Tacos [COVID-19 Week XXXIV Edition]! The Happy Taco Stands have found some totally awesome and sweet shrimp out there these days and for your dining pleasure, we are making blackened shrimp with just enough Cajun spices to make you cough (a good thing). Our expert chefs, sauté the shrimp until they are almost done, then they chop them up in bite-sized pieces and throw them in a pan with scrambled Texas Grade A, farm-fresh, Organic Eggs, and a generous helping of spicy, homemade salsa. It all finishes together and is slapped in a Texas-sized fresh homemade flour tortilla and topped with cilantro, more salsa, and a light sprinkling of ultra-finely shredded Monterrey Jack cheese! We Gar-On-Tee you will love this taco!

Today's Special Salsa is actually Queso, good and chunky queso made with serranos for a little heat. A sealed cup of Texas-made Longhorn Cheddar Jack cheese is also included in case you need a double cheese fix. The taco is hermetically-sealed in a Stay-Warm® pouch that is wrapped in the same ol' aluminum foil we are all so familiar with for our breakfast taco. We are trying to keep it real, peeps. For your beverage accompaniment, a packet of Sanka, Tang and a Lipton Tea bag will be included with every delivery as well as salt and pepper and a napkin. Yes, it is different, but it works and you do not even have to leave your residence. Woo! And, watch out for the drones! Start your day off the right way; munch out and go back to sleep. You know you want to!®

Stay Safe Texas. Stay Well.

***** Texas Shout Outs *****

@ Fort Verden - Hang in there Verner, Buddy! We are all rootin' for you! Get well soon!

***** Texas Chat Reminder *****

The Texas Weekly Chat Session will be Saturday (TODAY) at High Noon Texas Time (CDT) ***Saturday***. And, if you can't be there right at Noon, that is Ok, Texas Chat usually runs 3, 4, 5 hours with some Chats running as high as 7 or 8 hours.

The Texas Chat Site is here: http://texasregion.net/blab70/login.php

Please register with your nation name. This is a great opportunity for nations old and new to Texas to find out what is going on! We chat, we debate, we talk about the weather, we talk about stuff we like, stuff we hate, random stuff, and more stuff. But, it is never stuffy. Usually, it is about meeting your fellow Texans and talking about the latest and most interesting stuff in NationStates at the moment. But then again, sometimes NationStates does not even come up. It is wide-open chatting with peeps from around The World both IRL and NS. It is Texans, EuroTexans, WannabeTexans, ex-Texans, and plenty of Friends of Texans. We have it all and all are welcome. Texas Chat, 815 weeks and running! For the math-challenged, that is over 16¼ years! Check it out! Good stuff!

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