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[Kafken Emergency Broadcast]

".. And many people have been caught up in the explosion which just took place in Kerrht, which was supposedly caused by a black minivan speeding into the center of the square. Experts are already on the topic, debating about whether or not this is inspired by the cultural reform plan that was pushed through just last week. All we know now is that the Kafken army is mobilising on a terrifyingly large scale, which leads people to believe that the government knows who is behind all this."

The newsreader shifts through a few papers, facing another camera

"This just in, our Leader has just published a statement on the attack, saying that the government is working on figuring out who organised this barbaric chain of events. He also announces that there will be temporary hospitals set up by the military unit that arrived only half an hour after the strike, to treat those who are in critical state. The state has issued a total lockdown, issuing every citizen in and around Kerrht to stay in their homes unless wounded. Please stay tuned for further updates, stay safe, and ma--"

[Broadcast cut off]