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The spirit of louisistan wrote:Given that he is a Gungan, I'd say it's either Gunganian or Gungan.... Who knows?

I know the answer and now you will too.
Jar Jar Binks was a Gungan, a fella from Naboo.
Was is the term used today because he is no longer around.
For better or for worse he is gone, six feet underground.
This is the tale of his tragic end.
He once attempted to bend fire, but the fire would not bend.
Jar Jar searched for a way, a way to become a fire bender.
Everyone he met told him he was too tender.
Mr. Binks is a joke they all laughed and cried.
These comments filled him with rage and burned inside.
Jar Jar trained over time without a teacher.
He became a monster, a hideous creature.
Jar Jar Binks became a fire bender but at a cost.
His fist could summon flames, but his heart would turn to frost.
One day he felt ready.
His steps quick and his fire steady.
He saw a stranger and went for the attack.
Mr. Binks was not prepared for the comeback.
The stranger was a ranger and was not in danger.
Jar Jar was filled with anger.
The ranger threw one powerful punch.
And let’s just say Jar Jar was late for lunch.

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