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***** Texas Saturday Breakfast *****

WaHootie! Saturday Breakfast In Place time! Bring out the Drones! The NewTexas Happy Taco Stands, in conjunction with the NewTexas Incendiary Corporation, has approximately 1 trillion of the fastest, lightest drones you have ever seen. This fleet is specially designed to deliver tacos to every man, woman, child, whatever, in Texas, all 2,320,406,000,000 of you. Just for you, today's breakfast will Saturday Brisket & Egg Breakfast Tacos [COVID-19 Week XIII Edition]! The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas smoked up a couple of metric tonnes of beef brisket for today's event just so we can give away every Texan totally awesome breakfast taco! Never had brisket for breakfast? Have we got a treat for you! The classic Brisket & Egg Breakfast Taco is beauty. We start off with Texas Grade A, farm-fresh, henhouse, jumbo eggs scrambled to perfection. We top that off with two super-tender slices of smoky beef brisket and roll it up in a hot, homemade, Texas-sized flour tortilla. Just that easy. Today's Special Salsa is actually Queso, good and chunky queso. A sealed cup of Texas-made Longhorn Cheddar Jack cheese is also included in case you need a double cheese fix. The taco is hermetically-sealed in a Stay-Warm® pouch that is wrapped in the same ol' aluminum foil we are all so familiar with for our breakfast taco. We are trying to keep it real, peeps. For your beverage accompaniment, a packet of Sanka, Tang and a Lipton Tea bag will be included with every delivery as well as salt and pepper and two napkins because this one is messy. Yes, it is different, but it works and you do not even have to leave your residence. Woo! And, watch out for the drones! Start your day off the right way; munch out and go back to sleep. You know you want to!®

Stay Safe Texas. Stay Well.

***** Texas Chat Reminder *****

The Texas Weekly Chat Session will be Saturday (TODAY) at High Noon Texas Time (CDT) ***Saturday***. And, if you can't be there right at Noon, that is Ok, Texas Chat usually runs 3, 4, 5 hours with some Chats running as high as 7 or 8 hours.

The Texas Chat Site is here: http://texasregion.net/blab70/login.php

Please register with your nation name. This is a great opportunity for nations old and new to Texas to find out what is going on! We chat, we debate, we talk about the weather, we talk about stuff we like, stuff we hate, random stuff and more stuff. But, it is never stuffy. Usually, it is about meeting your fellow Texans and talking about the latest and most interesting stuff in NationStates at the moment. But then again, sometimes NationStates does not even come up. It is wide-open chatting with peeps from around The World both IRL and NS. It is Texans, EuroTexans, WannabeTexans, ex-Texans, and plenty of Friends of Texans. We have it all and all are welcome. Texas Chat, 794 weeks and running! For the math-challenged, that is over 15¾ years! Check it out! Good stuff!