by Max Barry

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Region: Atlantian Oceania

Got a problem with another person's alternative view of the world? Not a problem! When you buy the Nellie Scout Leibniz Goggles ® will allow you to ignore "less-perfect" views with perfection. Who says that this is the only world possible in this best of all worlds possibles? With the Nellie Scout Leibniz Goggles ®, they all are!

*God is Dead! - No, He isn't!*

Thanks to the Nellie Scout Leibniz Goggles ®, both views are not only entirely possible, they're real. So stop dwelling on the ludicrous views of other peoples and order yours today!

*disclaimer: prolonged use to the Nellie Scout Leibniz Goggles ® can induce hallucinations, and in some extremely rare situations, necrosis of the amygdala and surrounding cerebral cortex. If any of these symptoms occurs, please consult a mortician.*

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