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Jean spears wrote:

On the coastline of Kjanu a fleet of three steam/sail ships speed towards the shore, sails unfurled with giant letters spelling out "If u seek navy" on them.
Upon the decks, latex suited soldiers twerk and dance suggestively, some upon the masts and others below. Meanwhile, below decks, several quails chirp excitedly, whilst faries prepare to mount their dogs that are armored and ready to fight.
All ships are flanked by yellow submarines filled with Beatle lookalikes and giant squids ready to defend the boats
On the lead ship, Madame X stands right at the front; "Come on vogue"

A patrolling Ashigara-Class DDG and two coastguards approach the mysterious vessel. Surprised to see a steamship with sails in this day and age, the crew rushed out onto the deck to take pictures of her.
On the bridge of the DDG, submarines were detected via radar, the situation was reported immediately to the captain.
One of the coastguard vessels mounted with water jet approaches the steamship.
"Excuse me, this is United Kingdom waters, we will need to see your papers."