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Typhania wrote:

Some Desperate Attempts at Puns for y’all
That fish sure had fun at that party.
Yeah, he had a whale of a time.

A whale ain't a fish...
Guess you could say it's disquwhaleified!

Typhania wrote:

Every time I call China I seem to Wing the Wong number.

More like, you're Beijing the wrong number!

Typhania wrote:

What'’s a realtor'’s favorite greeting?
House it going?

House it going? A lot's been going!

Typhania wrote:

Why aren’t we to Mars yet daddy?
Well, it’s not very easy. It takes a long time just to planet.

Mars you really go?!