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Region: Barbaria

Vostag wrote:SIC: Kaiser Odinson sits dumbfounded at the unfolding events. "I quite honestly can't believe what is actually happening here. Here we all stand on the brink of annihilation at the hands of the Lemurians and it seems there is nothing but squabbling amongst ourselves. It is events such as these that only give weight to the Lemurian's propaganda." Kaiser Odinson looks over to one of his advisors. "I swear it is stupid stuff like this that temps me to just nuke every nation on Earth Barbarian and not. It would certainly save me quite a few headaches." He lets out a very audible sigh. "Very well let's prepare a response to these children and their playground squabble."

IC: "While I really feel there are far bigger fish to fry in the world right now I have the Hyperborean response to this mess," the Kaiser is obviously agitated; "1. While the attitude of Valenborn is way more aggressive than it needs to be the response by Sovern is as well. I mean you can't say you mean no disrespect to Valenborn and then threaten them with utter annihilation. Poor form by both parties."

"2. I would like to remind EVERYONE that Valenborn and the other former Aoerian nations lie in the lands known as the Mlecchas or the Barbarian lands to the Lemurians. I say this because Valenborn and the other nations in the Mlecchas are literally right on the doorstep of the Lemurians. The Mlecchan landmass is literally a continent which broke off of the Lemurian supercontinent. Any sending of ships or invasion force by Sovern or anyone else to utterly destroy Valenborn or anything else will result in our entire war effort against the Lemurians being completely wrecked. But please go ahead with your petty childish squabbles over a single ship it's not like we're talking about the fate of every single nation in Barbaria and I want to say trillions of lives but that seems a bit small so I'll simply say gazillions of lives."

Kaiser Odinson rests his head in his palm and sighs again for a brief moment before continuing.

"If you feel so strongly about this issue then feel free and go ahead. Just know that when you do Vostag will not be behind you because we will be readjusting our strategy to fight the Lemurians on our own seeing as you all are willing to fall on your own swords right at the feet of the Lemurians over a damn boat."

Volohk wrote:OOC: I remembered Valenborn being out there near Lemuria and there being some sort of thing kinda like with Garnel and the ADN so Valenborn and all of the nations out there don't get wiped out. That's why I thought it odd that a Sovern warship was sunk out there. Glad someone brought it up or else things could've gotten really confusing with the big RP.

IC: In keeping with UTF strategy Volohk is sorry for Sovern's losses and disapproves of the rapid use of highly aggressive language by both parties but cannot and will not deploy any of our forces at this time.

President Volken, lightly bemused, settles down. “If it means to threaten our chances during our ongoing war, Sovern will not retaliate - but we will not forget. Valenborn will be dealt with according - for another time. I apologize for any transgressions. In response to better understand the real situation, a Sovern warship was present there to escort trade between Sovern and Amerecus. Sovern sells a lot of big weapons to Amerecus. It was agreed on by both parties that these weapons be escorted. The warship that destroyed was responding to a cargo hold that reported unfamiliar activity.

I am willing to drop this, though. The Vostagian Kaiser is correct in every way. This is childish. I appreciate everyone’s support, or attempt-to-support. I will send forth a beverage to the leader of Valenborn has an offer for peace until further notice.”

Garnel

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