Region: the South Pacific
And the Lord spake, saying,
First shalt thou take out the Roleplaying from the RMB.
Then, shalt thou post once, no more, no less.
One shalt be the number thou shalt post at at time,
and the number of the posting shalt be one.
Two shalt thou not count,
excepting that thou then proceed to delete and edit thine post.
Three is right out.
Once the number one, being the first number, be reached,
then sendest thou thy Most Witty Post of Humor towards thy RMB,
whose observers being amused by its sight, shall reply to it.