This is a direct reply to George III's speech from President Frederick von Limburgh
Von Limburgh, in his usual style, broadcasts it in full HD quality, getting it on every network he can convince to (whether through bribery or through regular permission), in order to spread his message
"The so-called King-General of Greece has made this speech thinking he can attack our system; attack our way of life. British democracy is much more efficient and better-run than any other system on Earth. It breaks down systems which create inherent inefficiency without adding new ones or harming the upper class too much. It is good that democracy is controlled by capitalists. I cannot complain about that. It is the hallmark of a free and prosperous society to have capitalism influence every corner of influence. Neoliberalism has brought nothing but good to the world. I do not care who controls the newspapers, or whoever controls the money supply, only the will of the people. You despots claim that you carry the will of the people - especially socialist ones - and yet you do not let the people prove it. Is it not suspect?
Is it not a violation of free speech to prevent corporations from buying media to send their message? Yes, corporations have more power than the average citizen, but remember that the CEO worked hard day and night to bring his services to you and contributes a great deal to society. They deserve that power from their contribution and service to society. There is nothing wrong with a capitalist society, for it is a rich and prosperous one through the invisible hand of the free market. It is the march of neoliberalism and capital that we have all these amazing things in the world. Without it, there would be no industrial revolution. Without it, there would be no commercial phones or modern internet infrastructure.
I care not for such pettiness, especially from a peddler of conspiracy theories such as the King-General. In fact, it only shows his feeble-mindedness. He follows the propaganda of the far-right, sticking his head in the beehive. I condemn such idiocy from any man, especially that who claims himself leader of a nation. For a general, he is more feeble-minded and easily manipulated than a hollow, wooden puppet, reflecting in the manner in which he talks. New world culture?! Bah! That is nothing more than the disguise of the New World Order theory.
Von Limburgh took a slow, deep breath to calm himself.
But I say, you are right, there is a new order coming; a new culture. One which seeks to fight not for some arbitrary value, but for his own self-interest and that of his society. The Ubermensch is the ruler of himself, autonomous and not afraid to be an egoist at times. I have had enough of these talks of nationalism and reactionarism. I seek nothing more than the total rule of capitalism and individualism. Long live the British Republic and good night!"
Hail the Confederation! From President Frederick von Limburgh of the British Republic