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Region: the South Pacific

Mryasia wrote:What's happening? Is Tsumany refusing to give up power?

here's some totally true news about it!

TSP DRAMA NEWS NETWORK: Nothing to see here! Delegate-Elect Erinor should take office today, we hope!


Numerous nations have been butthurt and CTE'd corpses are strewn about the beach.

TSP Delegate Tsunamy is refusing to step down despite the threat of military intervention.

Erinor, who beat him in the January elections, was due to be inaugurated as the new delegate on Monday, but Tsunamy has ignored the deadline. Tsunamy is still desperately clinging to power and is holed up in the Delegate Cabaņa. Delegate-elect Erinor has rallied The South Pacific Special Forces to his side and angry mobs of pitchfork and endorsement wielding natives are currently trying to ram down the door and forcibly remove Tsunamy from power. The latest reports are that only 5 endorsements remain barring the door of the cabaņa.

Why is Tsunamy refusing to leave office?

Tsunamy initially announced he would not seek re-election and even publicly supported Erinor in the election but later he reversed his position and said he would not step down. He declared a 90-day state of emergency calling for "peace, law and order" after what he said were irregularities in the election process. He said that along with errors made by the electoral commission, some votes mysteriously disappeared.

The commission later accepted that a small number of ballots had been eaten by TSP's abundant free-range drama llama's, but said this would not have affected Erinor's win. Tsunamy has said he will stay in office until new elections are held. Retaining power would also ensure he is not prosecuted in The South Pacific High Court for the criminal rise of "floofing" during his rule.


There have been scattered reports of looting as riots spread throughout the region.

Election Commissioner powerless to enforce a transfer of power.

Election Commissioner Pencil Sharpeners 2 failed to break the deadlock at last-minute talks with Tsunamy.

Pencil Sharpeners 2 flew in to the TSP offsite forums last Friday evening to meet Tsunamy before flying on to The Lampshade Bar and Grill RMB for further discussions with Erinor and Local Councilor The Solar System Scope. "I am now less pessimistic [that Tsunamy] will work on a peaceful solution that is in the best interest for everyone," The Solar System Scope said.

What happens next?

South Pacific Special Forces troops remain stationed at Versailles Isle, despite the deadline for Tsunamy to stand down passing at midnight. The threat of military action is supported by Erinor's defeated opponent Beepee and other states in the region. However, SPSF chief Roavin said his troops would not fight native forces should they enter into the region, according to TSP news reports.

"We are not going to involve ourselves militarily, this is a political dispute," he said. "I am not going to involve my soldiers in a stupid fight. I love my troops."

At least 2,600 South Pacificans, fearful that violence could erupt, flooded Europe's RMB this week seeking refuge. Meanwhile, thousands of Lazerene and Forestian tourists continue to be evacuated from the region on special charter flights. TSP is a popular beach destination among NationStates holidaymakers, especially in winter. Minister of Foreign Affairs Aumeltopia has reportedly been making the rounds reassuring allies that the situation is "under control" and "not a cause for alarm".

Shipments of South Pacific Iced tea, or SPIT, have not yet been affected, but hoarding is becoming an issue as jittery nations prepare for the worst. Volaworand, co-chair of The South Pacific Joint Commission on SPIT, has appealed to all SPaRTA nations to increase production to avert a potential disastrous SPIT shortage.

We will keep you updated on this dangerous situation.

UPDATE: TSP Delegacy Crisis: Erinor Loyalists Storm Delegate Cabanna, Erect Street Barricade



- Volaworand Newswire
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(Tsunamy:)
One day more.
Another day, another delegacy.
This never-ending road of democracy.
These men who seem to know my crime
Will surely come a second time.

(The Solar System Scope and Si-topia:)
One day more!
I did not live until today.
How can I live when we are parted?
One day more.

(Beepee:)
Tomorrow you'll be worlds away.
And yet with you my world has started!
One more day all on my own.

(TSSS & Si:)
Will we ever meet again?
One more day with him not caring.
I was born to be with you.

(Pencil Sharpeners 2)
What a life I might have known.
And I swear I will be true.
But he never saw me there!
One more day before the storm!
Do I follow where she goes?

(Kerlodia:)
At the barricades of freedom.
Shall I join my brother there?

(Volaworand:)
When our ranks begin to form.

(TSSS:)
Do I stay; and do I dare?
Will you take your place with me?

(Aidenfieeld:)
The time is now!
The day is here!
One day more!

(Tsu:)
One day more to revolution
We will nip it in the bud.
We'll be ready for these schoolboys
They will wet themselves with blood!

(Erinor:)
One day more!

(Auphelia:)
Watch 'em run amuck
Catch 'em as they fall.
Never know your luck
When there's a free-for-all.
Here a little 'dip'
There a little 'Touch'
Most of them are goners
So they won't miss much!

(Concrete Slab:)
One day to a new beginning.
Raise the flag of freedom high!
Every man will be a king!
Every man will be a king!
There's a new world for the winning
There's a new world to be won!
Do you hear the people sing?

(TSSS:)
My place is here
I fight with you.

(Erinor:)
One day more!

(Tsu:)
We will join these people's heroes
We will follow where they go
We will learn their little secrets
We will know the things they know.

(Tsu:)
One day more!

(Auphelia:)
Watch 'em run amuck
Catch 'em as they fall.
Never know you luck
When there's a free for all.

(Tsu:)
We'll be ready for the schoolboys...

(TSSS & Si:)
Tomorrow we'll be far away

(Tsu:)
Tomorrow is the judgement day.

(Everybody:)
Tomorrow we'll discover
What our Goddess of the RMB has in store!
One more update!
One more day!
One day more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZH0BqS54oA

*Keep Calm and Carry On*

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Zukchiva, Lily pad nation, and 1 otherEstantia

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