by Max Barry

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Region: Texas

Sedran Colonial Guard wrote:1. How old are you?

I’m 14 years old too. Vince and I are twins.

Sedran Colonial Guard wrote:2. What’s the most terrible thing you’ve ever done?

When everyone’s watching a Halloween movie after dinner during our Annual Halloween Family Gathering last year, I poured a bucket of ice cold water on two relatives that I really disliked. They were sitting next to each other so I got them both with just 1 bucket. They had to leave early cause they were soaked.

Sedran Colonial Guard wrote:3. What’s the most terrible thing you’ve done recently?

What Vince said. Trying to be the “Neighborhood Hero” by rescuing cats that were stuck up in trees but we put them up there before we rescued them. We’ve no idea which one of us came up with that idea but we thought it was a good idea when we were doing it. In retrospect it was an extremely dumb idea. It involved lots of dangerous tree climbing by all of us and getting scratched by the cats when we’re putting them up there and when we’re rescuing them down.

Emperor Varian Von Richthofen (Arian)

Egregious erudition and Specious present

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