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Region: the South Pacific

she want to trade my heart for fruit?

I'm all for cross-cultural exchanges but I draw the line a volunteering to be sacrificed to some alien tart.

Quietly and calmly appeals to the assembled crowd: "Cover your Heart! Cover your Heart, Indy! Quick! Someone get pitchforks and torches so we can kill this witch!"

How about this!
*gets WW1 rail gun*
Say hello to my umm.... big friend!

Volaworand

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