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What's happening?
The Cakeitalists are enforcing their brutal regime on the citizens of The South Pacific, threatening to round up and put on trial anybody who prefers pie. The Pieletariat is a movement, mainly of pie lovers, who believe that people should have the freedom to choose which, if either, they prefer, and are actively opposing the Cakeitalists. With the threat of banjections looming over us, this is a dangerous position to be in, but we believe that the power of people can defeat the tyrannical Cakeitalists!

I'm a pie lover - what can I do?
Please join the Pieletariat- any help will be appreciated. There is currently a poll between pie and cake, and of course, you should vote for pie! The Cakeitalists are using intimidation tactics to try and rig it in their favour, but we can fight back against this corruption. Refuse to bow down and suppress your inner pie- remember, the Cakeitalists aren't as strong as they say they are. Several influential nations, including the vice-delegate, are supporting the Pieletariat, so there is nothing to fear from expressing your own opinion.

I'm a neutral / prefer something other than cake or pie
You can join us too! The Cakeitalists have already expressed their intentions to lock up any neutrals - once again showing their utter disdain for the rights of nations of The South Pacific. The Pieletariat believe in protecting neutral rights and allowing people to support whatever baked yumminess they wish. You like cookies? That's fine! You like broccoli? A little odd, but the Pieletariat have noting against it. The Cakeitalists say they're only after pie supporters, but when we're gone, you'll be next on their list.

But... I like cake!
That's absolutely fine! The Pieletariat have nothing against cake. Some of our members may seem to be anti-cake, but their anger is towards the tyrannical Cakeitalists. Pie lovers are being oppressed in this region, so it's understandable that we may seem angry at any cake lovers, but I can promise you that we only want to take down the Cakeitalists, and have nothing against the average cake lover. We would actually be thrilled if you joined our movement. Would you rather live in an egalitarian utopia, where everyone can express their views? Or would you rather live under the tyranny of the Cakeitalists, who just happen to have similar culinary tastes to you? If your answer is the former, please join the Pieletariat and vote pie in the poll- you don't even have to like pie!

Finally...
Please upvote this dispatch and share it around to spread the word of the Pieletariat, and support a South Pacific that accepts everyone! Remember... They can take our pies, but they'll never take our freedom!