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Midand wrote:

Erm...aren't there waivers?
Shouldn't I be giving you insurance info?
Is this place even licensed?

Yes, we have a license.

A license to kill.

I hope you don't mind if I skip the anaesthesia?

*saws your skull in half and scoops out the brains*

*replaces them with the heart*

*picks up your liver*

Is this necessary?

Ehhhhh . . . probably not. Look at all of this inefficient mass!

*removes the lungs, legs, pancreas, appendix, kidneys, and colon*

There we go! Your scrape should be all better.