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***** Texas Saturday Breakfast *****

WooHoo, it is Saturday Breakfast Time! Today is Milk Toast Breakfast! HeeYaa! For milquetoast Texans, we present you with Genuine Texas Moo Juice and roasty, toasty Texas Toast goodness! In the cow category, your Milk selections will include ice cold Whole Milk in mason jars, we have Half & Half if you want to kick it up a notch, or go gonzo with pure fresh, heavy Cream in a shot glass, or, for the health conscious, 2% Milk, for the adventurous, Chocolate Milk made from hearty, Texas-processed dark cocoa beans and for the lactose intolerant, we have Soy Milk which isn't really milk at all, but, well... For the old-timers, Tia Tex has hauled ol' Bessie down from the ranch for authentic Moo Juice right off the, um, tap at a healthy 101.5° F (38.6° C) degrees. For your Toast dining pleasure, we have traditional white bread, soft and spongy right out of the plastic bag! For the health conscious, we have brown whole wheat bread. For the gonzo health nuts, we have Seventeen Grain Nut & Seed Loaf with all kinds of healthy grassy things ground up made into a bread of sorts that can be toasted. Of course, there will be thick slab Texas Toast either toasted in the oven or grilled on the flat top. We also have super-yummy cinnamon toast and cinnamon-raisin bread toast. For the funky-inclined, we have Rye Bread Toast, Pumpernickel Toast, Rosemary Bread Toast, Challah Bread Toast, Zucchini Bread Toast and English Toasting Bread toast. The chefs just keep popping out so many various loaves of bread, if you don't see something you like, just ask. Onto the toast toppings! Woo, we are swooning now. If you thought there was a lot of toast, there are almost more topping for toast, glorious toast. Nature's Finest Food! We will just start listing them - plain ol' Buttered Toast (salted or no), Flavored Butter Toast, Peanut Butter Toast, Peanut Butter and Jelly Toast, Nutella Toast, Honey Toast, Cheese Toast, Applesauce on Toast, Peanut Butter and Banana Toast and Peanut Butter and Apple Toast. Jellies and other condiments include the ubiquitous grape (our favorite), strawberry preserves, banana compote, orange marmalade, blueberry preserves, blackberry jam, guava, persimmon and pomegranate preserves. Not into sweet toppings for your toast? We have cream gravy, with or without the chipped beef. The offerings are mind-boggling for this wonderful breakfast food that is awesome any time of the day! It doesn't get much better than this! Start your day off the right way, munch out and go back to sleep. Of course, The Never Ending Urn of Coffee is full and ready to help you wash it all down. Come on down and start your day right Texas. You know you want to!®

***** Texas Election Reminder *****

In Texas Election News, the Second Trimester 2018 Texas Election Week is almost over. If you haven't voted yet, shake a leg and head to the offsite and make your voice heard!

http://s2.zetaboards.com/Texas/forum/3000063/

Let's go Texas! Election Week closes Sunday, TOMORROW, at High Noon! Go, Vote, Now!

***** Texas Chat Reminder *****

The Texas Weekly Chat Session will be Saturday (TODAY) at High Noon Texas Time (CDT) ***Saturday***. And, if you can't be there right at Noon, that is Ok, Texas Chat usually runs 3, 4, 5 hours with some Chats running as high as 7 or 8 hours.

The Texas Chat Site is here: http://texasregion.net/blab70/login.php

Please register with your nation name. This is a great opportunity for nations old and new to Texas to find out what is going on! We chat, we debate, we talk about the weather, we talk about stuff we like, stuff we hate, random stuff and more stuff. But, it is never stuffy. Usually, it is about meeting your fellow Texans and talking about the latest and most interesting stuff in NationStates at the moment. But then again, sometimes NationStates does not even come up. It is wide-open chatting with peeps from around The World both IRL and NS. It is Texans, EuroTexans, WannabeTexans, ex-Texans, and plenty of Friends of Texans. We have it all and all are welcome. Texas Chat, 702 weeks and running! For the math-challenged, that is over 14 years! Check it out! Good stuff!

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