The only thing worse than a bad law is a badly written law. Let us hope you are correct in your assessment.
In my case it was easy. The judge is calling the roll, he reads my name, pauses, looks over his glasses at me and asks, "Are you the same _______ that writes for the newspaper?"
"Yes your honor," I replied.
"You're outta here," the jude said while motioning me toward the door.