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[Gomez, Morticia, Repelli, Lauretta cheerfully entering parlor through foyer.]
Morticia: [Removing shawl—black as dress—from shoulders] That was a wonderful day ... [smiles, lays shawl over wicker peacock chair.]
Gomez: Hell Caverns... a glimpse beyond the grave. [Grins before continuing] Under-worldly... dark, spacious, desolate ... [middle of thought]
Repelli: [Interjects] Sulpher pit ... [grins]
How did you like it, Lauretta?
Lauretta: Oh... a whole other world. [Said ecstatically]
Lurch: [Suddenly appearing, speaking in deep, resonant voice.] DINNER WILL BE SERVED.
[All gravitate to dining area, including Uncle Fester coming down staircase, Grandma’ma hovering over table. Everyone sits, Lurch serves.]
Grandma’ma: Been cooking all day. [Smiles] Morticia, you know how I like the toil and trouble ... [smiles before continuing]
Morticia: Yes, Ma’ma. [Smiles]
Grandma’ma: [Addressing all at table] Now I know you had an exciting day... I want to hear all about it, but you must be famished. Eat now, and tell me all about it after later. Hope you enjoy the soufflé of aardvark; caterpillar larvae for dessert.
Salt, pepper, Lauretta? You won’t hurt my feelings—a little seasoning is fine. Morticia can help you with cyanide, if you like. [Smiles]
[Morticia begins opening bezel of ring]
Lauretta: Why, no ..thank you. [Smiles]
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