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Region: The Democratika

Swiesza polska

The Issue: Last night, in the finals of popular reality TV contest The Democratikavision, the Letskian representative lost, despite giving what almost all critics in Letskia have declared to be a superior performance. The enraged masses have inexplicably decided that the best course of action is to storm your office to voice their complaints.

The Solution: “It was rigged!” chants real housewife of Letskoris, Malon Cole Karsprintian, who is so angered that she is speaking at a pace you’re having trouble keeping up with. “Half the judges looked to be Maxtopian to me, and you know what those people think of us and our culture. The contest must be rerun, this time with more unbiased judges from Letskia. If the rest of The Democratika doesn’t agree, threaten trade sanctions, heck, maybe even outright war. Our national pride depends on this!”

I see no flaws in the logic of this solution.

Yeah, usually threatening other nations as a decision always works out for yourself

Rocmania

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