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There is no summer for slaves in the caliphate. Slaves are not deserving of the sunshine of Allahustanian summers. They work in bunkers far underground, where their ugly and mangled bodies are not an affront to the tourists who commonly visit the beautiful and sunny beaches, and the luscious forests this great land has. After all, how can I afford the upkeep required to preserve my beautiful mansion and these SICK gold chains and grills?