by Max Barry

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Region: Psychotic Dictatorships

The SCUMBAG WA is trying to organize some sort of pathetic 'World Fair'! Its goal is for regions to learn about one another's 'history, culture, and flair'. However, the pathetic news article dedicated to it makes NO MENTION WHATSOEVER of DEAREST LEADER, who is infinitely cultured, the inventor of history, and with flair so plentiful that even nations ranked with the best culture by the SCUMBAG WA weep at the sight of him, knowing that the culture DEAREST LEADER has created is INFINITELY SUPERIOR to theirs... or anyone's! DEAREST LEADER is so beautiful that setting eyes upon his ever superior, glorious face can change one's sexual orientation! Of course, I would not expect the SCUMBAG to honor, or even recognize, how Psychotic Dictatorships, particularly DEAREST LEADER, is infinitely superior to the rest of the UNIVERSE, from the fraudulent one-nation regions ranking above us in fields such as Authoritarianism or Law Enforcement, to the vast Pacific Regions filled with thousands of pathetic d*m*cr*c**s! The SCUMBAG WA cannot even begin to grasp the eternal glory of DEAREST LEADER, so they wouldn't possibly be able recognize his awe-inspiring capability to inflict PAIN on his slaves, and make them wish they had NEVER BEEN BORN! ALL HAIL DEAREST LEADER, BEACON OF TYRANNY, FOUNTAIN OF OPPRESSION, TOWER OF TORTURE, PUNISHER OF SLAVES, AND ETERNALLY WISE TEACHER OF ASPIRING DICTATORS!

Outright sadists, Dandeleria, The dictator queen and her python assei, Your average dictatorship, and 2 othersLittle kimmies glorious commie paradise, and Qespeyrus

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