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We may or may not rig elections occasionally if it looks like anti-imperial parties might win but most of the time we just sustain a propaganda machine that supports our occupation with stories of heroism and help while covering up TOTALLY NEVER HAPPENING atrocities, which are rare but are never really noticed thanks to propaganda and swift internal retribution.

Afrikaanza and Bearstin

So if I introduce conscription to my military, every year my Army grows by about 2 million men and women.

That equates to about 40,000 soldiers a week, assuming 100% make it through basic (about 25-30% wash out)

So about 610,000 don't make it through.

Who wants carrier based Mini-B2?

Manticore I’ll respond later but dude wtf 7 posts?

Kaitani wrote:Manticore I’ll respond later but dude wtf 7 posts?

Yeah, a bit too much. I also just remembered how back in the CoA even double-posts were frowned upon. Archarastan is probably spinning in his grave enough to power the entirety of the FoA due to this septuple post.

Kaitani wrote:Manticore I’ll respond later but dude wtf 7 posts?

I've been working nights all week. Had a bunch of thoughts pop into my head that I wanted to get down.

The Sovereign Kingdom of Immobilia wrote:Yeah, a bit too much. I also just remembered how back in the CoA even double-posts were frowned upon. Archarastan is probably spinning in his grave enough to power the entirety of the FoA due to this septuple post.

Sorry.

The Manticoran Empire wrote:We may or may not rig elections occasionally if it looks like anti-imperial parties might win but most of the time we just sustain a propaganda machine that supports our occupation with stories of heroism and help while covering up TOTALLY NEVER HAPPENING atrocities, which are rare but are never really noticed thanks to propaganda and swift internal retribution.

Have you ever tried not having elections?

Afrikaanza wrote:Have you ever tried not having elections?

For most of the colonial period, yes. But I need to make it LOOK like the colonies are independent, after all.

The Sovereign Kingdom of Immobilia wrote:Yeah, a bit too much. I also just remembered how back in the CoA even double-posts were frowned upon. Archarastan is probably spinning in his grave enough to power the entirety of the FoA due to this septuple post.

Well we just found a new energy source

I call it the Archarastan rotational energy source. Maybe we can profit from this.

Ruskland-preuben

Montevindo wrote:Well we just found a new energy source

Ayy

Ruskland-preuben

Also, what Civ in Civ 5 would you be? I'm planning to start a single-player game up.

The Manticoran Empire wrote:For most of the colonial period, yes. But I need to make it LOOK like the colonies are independent, after all.

... but why?

Ruskland-preuben wrote:Also, what Civ in Civ 5 would you be? I'm planning to start a single-player game up.

idk i dont play civ 5

Ruskland-preuben wrote:Also, what Civ in Civ 5 would you be? I'm planning to start a single-player game up.

zulu/dutch

Ruskland-preuben

Afrikaanza wrote:zulu/dutch

Better be Zulu then, I made Traans the Dutch.

Ruskland-preuben wrote:Better be Zulu then, I made Traans the Dutch.

Where is Traans, anyways?

Afrikaanza wrote:... but why?

Since Kaitani made it clear that continuing to exert official ownership over my colonies is, how you say, not allowed.

Afrikaanza

Vologda Sosnogorsk
https://imgur.com/a/P7mwip5

Explain this man and his dislike of memes immediately.

Afrikaanza wrote:Vologda Sosnogorsk
https://imgur.com/a/P7mwip5

Explain this man and his dislike of memes immediately.

How in the ever-loving hell are we a Meme-Region?
Because we like to joke around? Because we don't all have sticks up our arses and don't try to take ourselves too seriously?
Aside from that we have a pretty good established Regional Government and Constitution, Shahinay is the definition of in-depth world-building, and not even our regional tags would suggest that we are a "Meme-Region".
Is it our Embassies with Lardyland and The Dank Meme Alliance? Please help me, because quite frankly, I don't understand how our Region could be called a Meme Region.

Afrikaanza and Shahinay

Afrikaanza wrote:Vologda Sosnogorsk
https://imgur.com/a/P7mwip5

Explain this man and his dislike of memes immediately.

Who shall disrespect memes shall burn in the fires of the damned for eternity!
M E M E S V U L T

Bearstin wrote:No silly that’s the opposite, I’m thinking that:
Life is a wonder, creation of the Gods. Creation is sacred. There is only one divine mission, and it is the Divine Mission of the Aydinirian Empire and its Divine Emperors - to rule over all of mankind, to recreate ancient might and glory of Old Empire in todays times, and by doing it bring back Divine Order upon the world. To unite all Children of the Gods, all barbarians and Younger Nations, under a rightful and just rule of the Firstborns, the Aydinirian Race, under Divine Emperors - living gods on earth. Isn't it just for the unruly children to be ruled by the oldest of them on their parents absence?
Divine Mission - for the Firstborns to bring back the Divine Order, for The Empire to rule over mankind as the viceroy and governor of the Gods themselves, as a vicar and shepherd of humanity. To lead to the Enlightenment and then, to the Stars!
Kholinevi Éxań Khshāyarvanaz Aydīnirań! Aťeaji Khshāyar raheto! Rahetarto!
Fean! Fean! Fean!
Glory to the Great Aydinirian Empire! Long live the Emperor! Long may He Live!
Glory! Glory! Glory!

<in Palpatine's voice>
Goood, gooood!
Let ̶A̶y̶d̶i̶n̶i̶r̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ FoA memes flow through you!

The Manticoran Empire wrote:If I want to REALLY send a message, I'll use B-2 carried SDBs. In theory, a B-2 could carry upwards of 320 GBU-39s (though this would require some sort of modification to the fuel load and bomb bays, since the official payload limit is 18,000 kg and 320 GBU-39s would be a payload of 53,000 kg. Which would also exceed the maximum take-off weight by about 29,850 kg. I'll figure something out.

And 7 other posts of Mant's mologue

I will let you dream. That is the only think you left for you.

No one ventured beyond the Urus Mountains in the Great War. Aydinirian anti-aircraft defense proved effective, although the Allies were still able to bomb many smaller border cities. After that it was improved greatly. Why do you think you would be able to do something, which proved to be too difficult for the half of continent? But sure, do it. I dare you. Agents of the omniscient AQSA know about everything, and will know about your plans before they will be put into motion. I can't possibly see how it could turn against you.

Knowledge is power. To be unknown is to be unconquerable ~ Aydinirian principles

The Manticoran Empire wrote:Unacceptable.

<in Thalmor Justiciar's voice>
Don't you see? Aydinirian supremacy is the only truth!

Ruskland-preuben wrote:Also, what Civ in Civ 5 would you be? I'm planning to start a single-player game up.

Would say Persia, but their percks are not that good. So either Babylon or Assyria.

Rannoria

Ruskland-preuben wrote:Also, what Civ in Civ 5 would you be? I'm planning to start a single-player game up.

Either Arabian or Brazilian.

Maybe even Egyptian.

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