The World World Census

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Empire of The Retail Industry	Capitalist Paradise	“America's True Pastime”
2.	The Insurgent Economic Extremist of The Dark System	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Money, Power, Respect!”
3.	The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland	Corporate Bordello	“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
4.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
5.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Capitalist Paradise	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
6.	The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia	Capitalist Paradise	“Stupidity is virtue”
7.	The Incorporated States of Uniserve	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Our upstream provider did it!”
8.	The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a	Capitalist Paradise	“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
9.	The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co	Compulsory Consumerist State	“In J.R. We Trust”
10.	The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh	Corporate Police State	“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”