by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelIron Fist Consumerists“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixIron Fist Consumerists“Guns. Lots of guns.”
4.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandIron Fist Consumerists“Oderint Dum Metuant”
5.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists“An equal opportunity hate group.”
6.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
7.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaPsychotic Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
8.The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli AirstrikesIron Fist Consumerists“Remember: We can always make it worse.”
9.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
10.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalizt“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
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