by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in the World

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
2.The Empire of TreznorDemocratic Socialists“Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.”
3.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
4.The Kingdom of BothiaDemocratic Socialists“The Spice must Flow!”
5.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists“Our upstream provider did it!”
6.The Royal and Imperial Kingdom of BritmattiaFather Knows Best State“Justus Esto et Non Metue”
7.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
8.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
9.The Pacifican Emperahsaur of AleisyrScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
10.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
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