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The Most Rebellious Youth in Ztorque

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Autonomous Construct of Massive Mechanical	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Forever making things massive and mechanical.”
2.	The Extremely Feminine Nation of Wollybutt	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Nothing happens until something moves!”