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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Zombie Research Institute

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Scᴀɴᴅıɳᴀvıᴀɴ Uɴıoɴ of The Dark Norse	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Where the Sun doth not shine, lies hidden booty”
2.	The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of Great British Federation	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Proper Tea is Theft”
3.	The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus	Democratic Socialists	“Your lack of faith disturbs me!”
4.	The Sᴜpєʀpowєʀ of Eastazia	Democratic Socialists	“强大而繁荣的国家”
5.	The Afʀıcᴀɴ Uɳıoɴ of Marli	Democratic Socialists	“Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery.”
6.	The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of The Nether Regions	Left-Leaning College State	“Carpe Cervisiam”
7.	The Federal Dominion of Canarda	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“The True North, Strong and Free”
8.	The Иєo-Вoʟsʜєvıкs of Eurasian Alliance	Moralistic Democracy	“Должен сокрушить капитализм”
9.	The Uᶯ¡vɛʀsᴀʟ AтOɴєMɛɳt of Bruddhistan	New York Times Democracy	“With our thoughts, we make the World.”
10.	The Goᴅ's Hoɴєsт Sтʀєwтʜ of Auztraalia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“No Woʀʀıєs!”

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