The Smartest Citizens in Zetegen
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Orzwelz | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Let's all just take a nap” | |
| 2. |  The Incorporated States of Lunavarius | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Greed is good; actual possession of wealth is better” | |
| 3. |  The Union of Lumination | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The unworthy shall die. The worthy will die sooner.” | |
| 4. | The Holy Empire of Lunamarius | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We're not always right, but I'm sure *you* never are” |
