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The Fattest Citizens in Yesterday

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Most Sovereign Grand Duchy of Krasny-Volny	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Красна Веруцках Пхилл”
2.	The Commonwealth of Gabrielos	Psychotic Dictatorship	“God, Work, and Family”