The Most Devout in Wysteria
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 322nd in the world for Most Devout.
|1.||The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland||Authoritarian Democracy||“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”|
|2.||The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface||Corporate Police State||“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”|
|3.||The Dominion of Complete Bastards||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”|
|4.||The Jingoistic States of Supto||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Pfft!!”|
|5.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Compulsory Consumerist State||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|6.||The Dominion of The Captain||Corporate Police State||“A friendly place for the upper class”|
|7.||The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”|
|8.||The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”|
|9.||The Nak Nakian WA Embassy of Fortune1||Civil Rights Lovefest||“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”|
|10.||The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Same As It Ever Was”|