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The Largest Retail Industry in Wysteria

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
2.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
3.The United States of Wars ForeverIron Fist Consumerists“War”
4.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
5.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
6.The Disputed Territories of ObstinacyDemocratic Socialists“Per freta hactenus negata”
7.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
8.The Dominion of The CaptainCorporate Police State“A friendly place for the upper class”
9.The Wealthy Evil Empire of ZamberdafCorporate Police State“No moto since 1902”
10.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
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