The Rudest Citizens in World Pirates Alliance
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ruthless Ways of Capt Morgan | Capitalist Paradise | “ Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life for Me” | |
| 2. |  The Booty Magnet of Pholidoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia | “Avast, ye scurvy scum!” |
