The Fattest Citizens in Wintreath
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Republic of Ponderosa | Anarchy | “Live Free” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Holy Empire of Nargothond | Corporate Police State | “Le nallon si di'nguruthos” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Santa Clara Cartel | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Homeland or Death, we shall overcome!” | |
| 4. |  The State of Monkorpiland | Corporate Police State | “Work, Trade, Discipline” | |
| 5. |  The Cow Pastures of FarmeLand | Corporate Bordello | “Work hard to get a job” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Lower Gualtedorat | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Prosperity and Peace.” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Inner Bul Stos Eas | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 8. |  The Incorporated States of Begazolopalau | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The red salmon” | |
| 9. |  The Federated State of Yoyleland Republic | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bourgeois of the World Unite!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Lazare | Capitalist Paradise | “The Freer the Market, the Freer the People.” |
