The Fattest Citizens in Windows
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Windows is ranked 5,703rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Jagged Shores and Pink Seas of D046||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Mood: Lucky to be here today; tickled pink I tell ya”|
|2.||The Lucky Walled Moonbase of D072||Father Knows Best State||“Eyes sparkle as the black tail wags the Neko”|
|3.||The Open and Shut Case of D063||Moralistic Democracy||“We are tickled pink and merry”|
|4.||The Pies are too hot of D038||Father Knows Best State||“I have a festive red Santa hat”|
|5.||The Three Coins in a Fountain of D053||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I'm Blue – da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye”|
|6.||The Hovering Kestrel of D042||Father Knows Best State||“bluelucky”|
|7.||The Unholy Underwall Underhell of D026||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Don't pick the dandelion that sparkles until it ripens.”|
|8.||The Mirror Mirror on the Wall of D011||Moralistic Democracy||“Jolly pink and purple circles spin in my brains”|
|9.||The Merry Moonbase of D009||Father Knows Best State||“Moody Blues Brain Sex”|
|10.||The Lush Mountain Meadows of D052||Father Knows Best State||“moorangesparkle”|