by Max Barry

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Windows World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Windows

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Windows is ranked 5,703rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Jagged Shores and Pink Seas of D046Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mood: Lucky to be here today; tickled pink I tell ya”
2.The Lucky Walled Moonbase of D072Father Knows Best State“Eyes sparkle as the black tail wags the Neko”
3.The Open and Shut Case of D063Moralistic Democracy“We are tickled pink and merry”
4.The Pies are too hot of D038Father Knows Best State“I have a festive red Santa hat”
5.The Three Coins in a Fountain of D053Iron Fist Consumerists“I'm Blue da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye”
6.The Hovering Kestrel of D042Father Knows Best State“bluelucky”
7.The Unholy Underwall Underhell of D026Iron Fist Consumerists“Don't pick the dandelion that sparkles until it ripens.”
8.The Mirror Mirror on the Wall of D011Moralistic Democracy“Jolly pink and purple circles spin in my brains”
9.The Merry Moonbase of D009Father Knows Best State“Moody Blues Brain Sex”
10.The Lush Mountain Meadows of D052Father Knows Best State“moorangesparkle”
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