by Max Barry

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Windows World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Windows

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Windows is ranked 4,749th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Open and Shut Case of D063Moralistic Democracy“We are tickled pink and merry”
2.The HolyWall of Death on a Match of D066Father Knows Best State“Silver threads and golden needles.”
3.The Pies are too hot of D038Father Knows Best State“I have a festive red Santa hat”
4.The Puppy Dog Tails of D023Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Lucky pup mood: Tickled pink and merry”
5.The Unholy Underwall Underhell of D026Iron Fist Consumerists“Don't pick the dandelion that sparkles until it ripens.”
6.The Windblown Free Spirit of D045Father Knows Best State“moorangeeditfestive”
7.The Frappachino Decisions of D082Moralistic Democracy“Smooth Twilight Ripens To Festive Violet”
8.The Holy Bowl Of Ramen of D017Iron Fist Consumerists“The steaming purple bowl can open hidden treasures”
9.The Holy Moonbase of D087Psychotic Dictatorship“Plucky, Jolly, Blue”
10.The Tie Me Kangaroo Down of D001Father Knows Best State“moorangeluckyeditmerry”
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